NEW SHORT! While the Girls are Gone!

Just uploaded a new short.  On my god damn birthday!  That's how dedicated I am to comedy!  Especially comedy about farts.

While the Girls are Gone

Based on true events.


Yours forever,
Geoff

We're Adults

Look, we did a mad lib!


Buried Treasure - by Wondiferous

Wednesdays are great for tea parties. Every wednesday for the past 37
years we've had our tea party...and the same conversation. Today was
different however. AJ suggested we try something new. He pulled
out from behind him an old tattered pork. On it there were
markings and riddles, apparently guiding the way to a fortune! We were
hesitant at first, but we got up and left, with our tea on the table
steaming. We hopped on my moped and set out on our journey. AJ got a
lot of dolphins all over his face on the way there. I felt pretty
moist about that.  After 378 days, we finally made our destination. We
got out our pencils and started philandering with them. After many
hours and a lot of sweat, we found a chest! We had to unlock it with
a boner. Inside, we couldn't believe our anuses! It was full of ghosts,
halibut, tongues, diarrhea  and just one very special razor! It's
been quite an adventure! Hopefully we have more of those. As for now,
it's wednesday again, and if we lick fast enough, we can be home in time
to enjoy some steaming tea once again.

actually, most of our conversations go like this

Sent at 11:39 PM on Wednesday
geoff: are we foleying tomorrow?
Christopher: yeah dude, if you're still down
geoff: I got a new mic today
cause I'm a nerd
it's very expensive
let's use it for crappy walking in sand sound effects!
Christopher: perfect! like losing your virginity in a broom closet
geoff: is it?
I think it's more like losing your virginity to an inflatable doll
like yeah, you had sex with a girl, but you paid way more than you got out of it
Christopher: but I don't think you can lose your virginity to an inflatable doll
geoff: okay wait
I got this
it's like hiring a hooker
Christopher: lol
geoff: but then only using her for cuddling?
Christopher: haha definitely
Hookers need hugs too
geoff: ain't that the truth.
Christopher: So what time were you thinking?

New Twitter Account, Site updates

Dudes,

First of all, new twitter account yay!  I still hate twitter, but apparently I need to start using it, according to everyone.  So please follow us for latest news and updates and jokes: www.twitter.com/funny_shorts

B) I added a google +1 button under all the videos.  Cause, you know.  Jumpin' on the whole gplus bandwagon.  So feel free to share our videos with all six people you know on google+!


Sincerely,
Geoff

New Comic

Hey look, CJ made a nerdy, nerdy comic. It's about games or something. I don't even get it.

New Music

ZACH AND I MADE A SONG

We spent literally dozens of minutes on it.

And we decided to name our band "Lady Darkington" because someone named "Lady Darkington" subscribed to us on youtube while we were making it.

This one's for you, Lady Darkington.

HELLO CITIZENS

I realize you haven't really heard anything from us since that whole tosh.0 extravaganza, which was like a month ago. That's mainly cause I've been working six day weeks on a feature cause I gots bills to pay. BUT! If you guys can hold out, we've got some really big stuff in the works. Like, REALLY big. Not funny or complicated at all, just physically gigantic.


Until then,
Geoff

Special Thursday Update: Nosetradamus III

Thanks to Tosh.0 for plugging the original Nosetradamus and thanks to all you viewers for watching our shorts and leaving such supportive feedback!  We're glad we could make you laugh.  Tell your friends.

As our way of saying thanks, I'm posting a SUPER SPECIAL bonus Thursday update!  Figured I might as well update while the fire's still hot and we're still vaguely popular!  Figured I might as well milk this Nosetradamus franchise until it's a dried up shriveled husk of what used to be a crappy 15 second joke!  So without further ado:

Nosetradamus III

Before you watch, you might want to make sure you've seen the first two.

Thanks again everyone!  You're the best.

-Geoff

News: 'Nosetradamus' airs on Tosh.0 this Tuesday!

Hey guys,

Everyone's favorite 10 second pun, Nosetradamus, is going to show as a part of the upcoming Tosh.0 episode that airs this Tuesday for some reason.  So...  even though you've already seen it here on the internet, check it out, cause that's pretty cool!

If you came here after seeing it on Tosh.0, that's even cooler!  We generally update on Tuesdays, whenever we feel like it, weekly or every other week or whatever.  Check out all our videos here, if you like what you see, like us on facebook or subscribe to our youtube channel or send us money.

All the best,
Geoff

Dust Cover (Your Mouth)

True story: I'm on a lot of prescription pain killers right now, and I've lost a lot of blood.  But does that keep me from setting a new record for highest pun-to-duration ratio?  FUCK YEAH!  or NO!  or whatever.

Hey look, a girl!

ONE YEAR OF COMEDY

So today, April 8th, marks the one year anniversary of the launch of funny-shorts.com. In that time we have put 24 videos online, a couple of which are even funny!

I want to personally thank everyone who helped in any way, from ideas, to acting, to helping with production. Even if you just told a friend or two. Thank you all so much.

To celebrate, here's a brand new short!

This is one of my least favorite shorts we've ever done. It's not a very good joke.

Happy birthday to us!

- Geoff


p.s. There's a reason I uploaded this short even though I hate it. A very worthwhile reason. Do with that what you will.
p.p.s. MYSTERIOUS!

GHOST FART

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!

Okay, I know what you're thinking.  "It's March," you're thinking.

New Short! Nosetradamus!

That's right.  A history joke!!*

Nosetradamus

More importantly, we will be resuming regular updates!!  HURRAY!  From now until one of us gets a job, we will be updating every other Tuesday.  Be sure to check back.

*we know nothing about history

Updated website! Now with 30% larger videos!

We put up some updates to the actual funny shorts site today.  Primarily, videos are now WAY BIGGER.  No more squinting at the screen, trying to see comedy.

Also, underneath every video is a cool little bar that shows five more random videos that you've probably never seen or forgotten about, but are probably still funny.  Right under that, the top four most popular videos.  

We've also merged some pages down into one, and moved some things around, and added a music player, etc.   Just little tweaks that we think make the site much cleaner and easier to navigate.  Feel free to comment and let us know what you think, if anything's broken, if you have any more suggestions, etc!

Also, check back soon for an entire EPISODE of funny shorts.  As well as a couple of other surprise announcements.

Hugsies,

Geoff

p.s. I got a new dry erase board that I use to write down ideas and thoughts and the like.   Here's what it looks like right now: