Saturday, August 20, 2011

We're Adults

Look, we did a mad lib!

Buried Treasure - by Wondiferous

Wednesdays are great for tea parties. Every wednesday for the past 37
years we've had our tea party...and the same conversation. Today was
different however. AJ suggested we try something new. He pulled
out from behind him an old tattered pork. On it there were
markings and riddles, apparently guiding the way to a fortune! We were
hesitant at first, but we got up and left, with our tea on the table
steaming. We hopped on my moped and set out on our journey. AJ got a
lot of dolphins all over his face on the way there. I felt pretty
moist about that.  After 378 days, we finally made our destination. We
got out our pencils and started philandering with them. After many
hours and a lot of sweat, we found a chest! We had to unlock it with
a boner. Inside, we couldn't believe our anuses! It was full of ghosts,
halibut, tongues, diarrhea  and just one very special razor! It's
been quite an adventure! Hopefully we have more of those. As for now,
it's wednesday again, and if we lick fast enough, we can be home in time
to enjoy some steaming tea once again.

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