Thursday, October 24, 2013

New Update Thursday: A Gentleman's Guide to Fistbumps

Hey guys,

We updated.



A Gentleman's Guide to Fistbumps




--Geoff

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Hey Reddit!

Hey Guys,

So as you've probably already seen, NEW UPDATE THURSDAY (last week)!


Dream Job

This one is an absolutely true story.  SEGUE!  I would like to take a moment to talk about Reddit.

First of all, I'm a huge fan of Reddit, it's an amazing combination of political activism, social insight, and circlejerky dick jokes.  Also, we owe a portion of our success (I'm using that term lightly) to Reddit as they are responsible for a couple of our videos going viral.  Thanks!

That said, they seem to be really raging over there about this video being fake and a lie.  For example, here's an excerpt from a PM I got this morning: "YOU STUCK AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A BAD DAY!"  I think they meant to write "suck," but typing is hard when you're an idiot.  Anyway.

This sketch is in fact a true story.  No, I don't have proof.  Yes, we're exaggerating slightly for an attention grabbing headline.  But, they really did say that CJ will "never work at this company."

Everyone please kindly relax and stop sending me hate mail.


Love,
Geoff

Thursday, May 16, 2013

New Update Thursday! Survival Facts

You guys remember when we used to make comedy?


Well, we're back, again.  We know we don't update enough.  We're working on it.  We promise the next one won't take six months.



Survival Facts! with Funny Shorts


xoxo,

Geoff

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Halloween Special!

me:  new version is uploading
   almost done
   it's way better
Christopher:  teehee! I'm psyched
   and also dressed as Indiana Jones at work
me:  yesssss
Christopher:  'tis a good day
me:  best day ever
   I just had a great poop
Christopher:  JEALOUS

And with that, I present to you, the 2012 Funny Shorts Halloween Special:


Bucket of Eyes

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Hey Reddit

Hey Reddit.  Thanks for checking out our site, even though I spelled "sleight" wrong.  You're all true pals.  Picture of a cat. Meme.  Am I doing this right

Monday, September 10, 2012

So I was the first person to dial into the conference call for work...


me:  I am rocking out to this conference call hold music right now
Marissa:  oh dang, none of us are even in the conference room yet
me:  it's like I'm in an 80s porn
so much wah guitar
Marissa:  but geoff, you arrrreeee in an 80s porn
me:  waaaaaaaaa

Thursday, August 16, 2012

New Update Thursday! Another Nosetradamus Sequel for Some Reason!

Bet nobody ever expected there to be ONE MORE OF THESE!!!!!



Nosetradamus IV - The Burger Sneasoning