Monday, December 13, 2010

Well, that's odd

UPDATE 12/14:  According to our commenters, this same address has been spamming lots of people with helpful tips, recipes, and insightful quotes.  Clearly, this is bigger than we ever imagined.

Guys, check out this spam email I received today.  This is real, I'm not making this up:

from: Tech Support <>
date: Mon, Dec 13, 2010 at 10:16 AM
subject: Details you asked for.

Recipe: Overnight Fruit Salad


 1  small  head cabbage, shredded (about 5 cups)
 1  15oz  can pineapple chunks, well drained
 2  11oz  cans mandarin orange sections, drained
 2  cups  seedless green grapes
 1/3  cups  light raisins
 1 1/2  cups  cubed Edam cheese
 1  8oz  carton lemon yogurt
 1  cup  dairy sour cream

 Instructions :

 1.  Place cabbage on bottom of large salad bowl.
 2.  Top with pineapple chunks, mandarin orange sections, grapes and
raisins. Sprinkle cheese atop.
3.  Combine yogurt and sour cream; spread over salad, sealing to edge of
4.  Cover and refrigerate for 4 to 24 hours. If desired, garnish with
lemon and lime twist, curly endive, and a grape.

How thoughtful!


Monday, December 6, 2010

The Last Banana

Okay, fine, you got us. We have a thing for bananas.

Heres the deal:  we're cheating with this one.  We actually made this back in film school (money WELL SPENT, thanks mom and dad!) but I feel like it fits perfectly with the funny shorts motif (in that it's funny, and short) and nobody's really ever seen it before outside of our class and we haven't updated in a while so shut up.  I can post what I want.

Stay tuned next week for PART 2: THE SEQUEL.  Seriously.  There's a sequel.

And stay tuned the following two weeks for brand new, original funny shorts content.  We're gonna finish out the year strong!