It's funny cause it's true

me: you're on the front page of funny or die
Christopher: sick!
It's about time, I mean, since the public saw me sneeze they've been clamoring for another bodily-fluid related appearance
me: aint that the truth
Christopher: I think we should do a short of us just puking next. Give them what they want, right?
me: haven't we already done that?
Christopher: oh yeah!
uh oh...
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that only leaves shitting
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me: ...haven't we already done that?
Christopher: lol did we?
me: appwipe?
Christopher: :o
we have covered every excrement
me: I think jizzing pretty much completed the list, yeah
Christopher: time to retire?
me: I think that time has come and gone