So I was the first person to dial into the conference call for work...

me:  I am rocking out to this conference call hold music right now
Marissa:  oh dang, none of us are even in the conference room yet
me:  it's like I'm in an 80s porn
so much wah guitar
Marissa:  but geoff, you arrrreeee in an 80s porn
me:  waaaaaaaaa